The world is dying for iPhones. Not for food or water, but for iPhones. No, I am not kidding. Do you look at the long lines that people destroy themselves in, each time the new iPhone comes out? I honestly would not wait that long in the line even for a free pizza. Remember, the iPhone X freaking costs $999? Yeah, that little gadget was madly anticipated by the Apple lovers, but others did not welcome it too well.
You may never want to or afford to get your hands on that super expensive phone, but hilarious Tweets and internet memes are the things that will come free to you.
It would be impossible for people to bury their faces in an iPhone more than they currently do.
Apple: Hold my wheatgrass tea. #FaceID
— Jon Acuff (@JonAcuff) September 12, 2017
Oh, the tasteless, humorless, and never ending make-up jokes.
Now every @youtube makeup guru's mission will be to push the limits of #iPhoneX's FaceID! ???????
— Mindy McKnight (@CuteGirlHair) September 13, 2017
I guess Saudia Arabia is just not the market for the iPhone X.
Who would have thought of this?
Sellers are advertising full face masks as 'anti iPhone X identity theft' accessories https://t.co/eiNisUa6CM #iPhoneX #FaceID @mashable pic.twitter.com/BZBoFp3O7e
— Video Forensics (@Video_Forensics) September 15, 2017
Animoji? Kind of like the Snapchat filters, but so many more of them.
Also, you can create animoji, where the emoji tracks your face. Yes, you can be the poop emoji #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/A7fh7WOpRW
— Jon Wilde (@jiwilde) September 12, 2017
My thoughts entirely on the new iPhone. Still getting one though, Apple I love / hate you ???? #iPhone8 #iphonex #iphone10 pic.twitter.com/XJOFNYDQTO
— Ed Relf – Chief Marketing Officer & Growth Guy (@edrelf) September 15, 2017
How will the world ever get over the #FaceID demo disaster?
Faceid didn't fail, they forgot to enable faceid for the first time #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/TIDzW4sh0g
— J Ram (@TheRealJRamirez) September 12, 2017
Didn’t they think of it?
The issue with #faceID is that you can't choose whether to unlock the phone or not. If someone has your phone they need only point it at you
— A & J (spooky arc) (@alecwithaq) September 15, 2017
So many questions!
Good: Design looks surprisingly robust, already has a panic disable.
Bad: Normalizes facial scanning, a tech certain to be abused.
— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) September 12, 2017
Remember the jokes, the iPhone kidney jokes?
The iPhone X Starts from one kidney. coming in November #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/sMdgOfJecC
— SVM (@ShivamChatak) September 12, 2017
Yeah, if you want the iPhone X, a kidney won’t be enough. It costs an entire human life. No really, the 256Gb at $1,149 costs more than the MacBook Air.
According to this @TechCrunch photo, the iPhone X will cost one human life. pic.twitter.com/1NHMoGCucq
— Danny Sullivan (@dannysullivan) September 12, 2017
No one cares about the iPhone 8. Why would you upgrade the name from iPhone 7 to iPhone 8, only to get no upgrades at all?
iPhone 8 vs iPhone 7 #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/kzimx1zI9y
— Simon Karlsson (@SimppaK) September 12, 2017
Apple iPhone 7 vs. iPhone 8: Is it really worth the upgrade? https://t.co/2edjFhi0uY pic.twitter.com/h1e4aqv2Cu
— Popular Mechanics (@PopMech) September 12, 2017
That was distracting! Back to the iPhone X or the iPhone 10, same thing. What happened to the iPhone 9? Is the number 9 cursed?
What happened to Mortal Kombat 9?
What happened to Windows 9?
What happened to the iphone 9?#9isTheLoneliestNumber
— Ed Boon (@noobde) September 12, 2017
Well, we don’t know if you are an Apple lover or not, but it was a big disappointment. No need to sell your kidney now!