Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos’s announcement of Whole Food acquisition was taken by both surprise and shock by the folks around the world.
Here are some of the best jokes on Twitter about the deal:
AMAZON, 1998: hello we sell books but online
AMAZON, 2023: please return to your Primehouse for your nightly Primemeal, valued Primecitizen
— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) June 16, 2017
Jeff Bezos: "Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods."
Alexa: "Sure, Jeff. Buying Whole Foods now."
Jeff Bezos: "WHA- ahh go ahead." pic.twitter.com/GuJ2jlAiuU
— JESAL (@JesalTV) June 16, 2017
Amazon buys Whole Foods for 13.7 billion, roughly equivalent to 11 shopping bags of their organic berries.
— Warren Leight (@warrenleightTV) June 16, 2017
*checking out at Whole Foods*
"See cashier put a Fire Phone in my bag."
"Hey what's that, I didn't buy that."
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) June 16, 2017
I gave Whole Foods $13.7 billion for five lemons and a half-pound of almonds. #hereallweek
— (((Josh))) (@Tyrangiel) June 16, 2017
Whole Foods Brass: Our grocery store is not for sale!!
Amazon: We'll give you $13.7 billion dollars.
Whole Foods: pic.twitter.com/JmQ8Mkp3bM
— Scott Hackman (@ScottInSacto) June 16, 2017
Bezos: I need a suggestion for my money
Crowd: Pay your workers more
Bezos: I heard "Buy Whole Foods"
— Leonard Pierce (@leonardpierce) June 16, 2017
Rare live look at Jeff Bezos in his office. "Alexa, play Jay Z- takeover" pic.twitter.com/eE0QwoeFYt
— T.L.O.Eyvan (@SavantStreeter) June 16, 2017
Me, an idiot, not a billionaire: I bought something from Whole Foods
Jeff Bezos, a genuis, a billionaire: Why didn't you buy Whole Foods?
— Margarita Noriega (@margarita) June 16, 2017
— emily bell (@emilybell) June 16, 2017