Move over, robotic vacuums and pool cleaners – there’s a new contender in the pet-shaped tech arena, and it packs a fiery punch. Throwflame, an Ohio-based company known for pushing the boundaries of pyrotechnics, has unveiled the Thermonator: the world’s first commercially available flamethrower-wielding robot dog.
You can buy this fire-breathing Fido and be the proud owner for an amazing $9,420. Throwflame highlights how the Thermonator can be used for “agricultural management,” “wildfire control and prevention,” and even “ecological conservation.” But let’s face it, the true allure is the pure, unadulterated excitement of controlling a fire-breathing remote-controlled robot.
This flaming invention is the continuation of a trend started by Elon Musk’s divisive flamethrower at the Boring Company. The flamethrowers sold out swiftly despite concerns about safety and possible misuse, indicating a certain fascination for these searing machines.
The legal landscape surrounding flamethrowers is surprisingly relaxed. In a majority of US states, these fiery canines remain unregulated and are not considered firearms under federal law. However, states like Maryland and California have implemented restrictions, requiring licenses or limiting the flamethrower’s reach.
Although owning a mechanical dog that can breathe fire might sound alluring, safety should come first. Flamethrowers are intrinsically dangerous since they can quickly start unintentional wildfires and cause severe burns. The possibility of abuse raises even more questions. Imagine your backyard BBQ going up in flames or your neighbor’s precious rose bushes getting scorched by a rogue Thermonator.
It might be best to let the experts handle the fire-breathing. Consider this: wouldn’t a robot that assists with yard chores or walks your real dog be a more sensible (and maybe life-saving) purchase? Although the Thermonator might spark debate, given the dangers and possible legal repercussions, the novelty value may rapidly fade.
So, before you unleash your inner dragon and invest in a fire-breathing robot dog, remember: with great flame comes great responsibility. There are plenty of amazing (and far less combustible) robotic companions available that can add excitement and convenience to your life. Unless you have a genuine need for a fire-spewing robot for controlled burns or other highly specialized tasks, it might be best to let the Thermonator remain a fiery footnote in technological history.